In a shocking statement, officials for Emirates Airlines said Saturday that they would like to pay homage to the 1912 Titanic disaster. They reportedly plan on mirroring the tragedy on the maiden flight of the new Airbus A380 to New York on August 1.
The largest passenger jet in the world yet, it is said that "G-d himself could not down this plane".Passengers include Michael Jackson, UAE billionaire Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair, and actor Crispin Glover. Emirates states they are "ready to lose such famed passengers as it will bring acclaim to [our] airline". One brash difference is that out of the 644 passengers scheduled to be on board, none will survive.
The pilots of the flight have been instructed to "bury the sucker" at or near the site of the 1912 sinking.
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Passengers include Michael Jackson...Emirates states they are "ready to lose such famed passengers as it will bring acclaim to [our] airline". One brash difference is that out of the 644 passengers scheduled to be on board, none will survive.
Michael should ask NASA to ship him back to his alien homeland....ow!
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