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Sunday, 14 September 2008

HEY! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!

I'M NOT EFFIN' KIDDING.

So I've been using the amazing ground-breaking Earth-shaking fast-growing web-thing Twitter for about 5 months now, and all I can say is, "fucking follow me".

That's actually not true.

I can also say, "I love Twitter". Really, I love it so much, I'm blogging about it. I also tweet about my blog. It's a circle of self-promotion. AND IT'S GREAT.

But really: If you're reading my blog, join Twitter and follow me. If you already have a Twitter account, the same goes for you. However, if you aren't following me and you have Twitter AND you've read this blog before, you are a dick. Follow me or I'll be following you. Catch my drift?

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Friday, 12 September 2008

9 Out Of 10 Scientists Agree: Blondes Have Less Fun

Blondes, Scientists Say, Don't Have More Fun
It's shocking, I know. However this is the conclusion geneticists at Stockholm Brain Institute have come upon: blondes have the same amount of fun or less as everyone else.

Sweden's top scientists, working for over three years, conducted studies testing brain waves, basic facial expression and body language on subjects with brown, red and yellow hair. The subjects, all within the age limit 18 through 25, were put through several 'real-life simulators' including "Amusement Park", "Getaway Vacation to the Mediterrean" and "Bad-", "Mediochre-" and "Best of Your Life-Sex".

These studies all together have formally and finally put the age-old misconception that blondes have more fun to rest.

In other news: Paris Hilton is pissed. "That is SOOO not hott," says the former heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune.

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Monday, 1 September 2008

THIS IS INTERESTING


Are you kidding me? It's a bit hard to believe that people could possibly be so ignorant that they would actually buy things like this. But then again...

And thankfully, this article doesn't condone such awful thoughts.

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