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Friday, 12 September 2008

9 Out Of 10 Scientists Agree: Blondes Have Less Fun

Blondes, Scientists Say, Don't Have More Fun
It's shocking, I know. However this is the conclusion geneticists at Stockholm Brain Institute have come upon: blondes have the same amount of fun or less as everyone else.

Sweden's top scientists, working for over three years, conducted studies testing brain waves, basic facial expression and body language on subjects with brown, red and yellow hair. The subjects, all within the age limit 18 through 25, were put through several 'real-life simulators' including "Amusement Park", "Getaway Vacation to the Mediterrean" and "Bad-", "Mediochre-" and "Best of Your Life-Sex".

These studies all together have formally and finally put the age-old misconception that blondes have more fun to rest.

In other news: Paris Hilton is pissed. "That is SOOO not hott," says the former heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune.

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4 comments:

satire and theology said...

Blondes, brunettes, redheads, we take a good one when can get it.

I state this in pure terms of course. These ladies are not going to have enough fun without guys like us, right Jacob?

Russ:)

I hope work is progressing for you, Jacob. There is still no word on my PhD defence for next month.

No one has challenged me on my current post...yet.;)

satire and theology said...

If you want more comments criticize the Jehovah's Witnesses or Latter-Day Saints. I had comments from reps. (likely unofficial) within 24 hours.;)

Jacob Karnas said...

RUSS:

You are the greatest.

Be sure to look forward to a LDS/JW-bashfest within the week.

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thekingpin68 said...

Thanks very much my friend, but in this latest thk68 article I go a bit lighter and use Dave Allen.:)

Cheers, Jacob!