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A log of the happenings and goings-on of THE WORLD EXISTENT; wherein you may learn such falsified answers to your most intuitive questions as: 1. Whatever happened to the Lindbergh baby? The answer shall be provided! 2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Earth? You wouldn't believe me even if I told you... the answer is FORTHCOMING! Stay tuned for the answers to these most intriguing questions and GLOBAL EVENTS, as brought to you with all the flair of a filing cabinet.
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- Jacob Karnas
- University of Arizona, Arizona, United States
- is a professional (art) filmmaker (degree). He is an alumnus of the University of Arizona and currently operates his film studio, The Argyle Collective. He lives in Tucson on UA campus.
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My name is Jacob Karnas.
As may be apparent, I am a writer. I enjoy writing in all forms of media including:
1. For the screen
2. For the stage
3. Short stories and tales
4. Journalism pieces and articles
5. Lists of facts
You may ask, "What does the header say?" regarding the title of this panel. It is Russian and it reads "Welcome", or really, as Russian is conjugated differently than English, "Fuck Your Mother". This does not matter anyway.
I implore you, Reader, to read on in the coming days, weeks, months and years, as I assure you what will be written on this page will EDUCATE you in the many aspects of our world and will also FASCINATE you.
As may be apparent, I am a writer. I enjoy writing in all forms of media including:
1. For the screen
2. For the stage
3. Short stories and tales
4. Journalism pieces and articles
5. Lists of facts
You may ask, "What does the header say?" regarding the title of this panel. It is Russian and it reads "Welcome", or really, as Russian is conjugated differently than English, "Fuck Your Mother". This does not matter anyway.
I implore you, Reader, to read on in the coming days, weeks, months and years, as I assure you what will be written on this page will EDUCATE you in the many aspects of our world and will also FASCINATE you.
New entries will be added at least three times a week, but not exceeding seven times per week.
As a side-note, most of what will be covered in these posts will be outrageous tales sometimes involving the late Benjamin Disraeli.
contact: jacob.karnas@gmail.com
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Dramatis Personæ
- Russell Murray's Satire and Theology©
- Ricky Gervais' This Side Of The Truth
- Liz Chan
- John Hodgman's Areas Of My Expertise
- McSweeney's Internet Tendency
- Ryan McShowoff's Nonsense and Poignance (McInactive)
- Nikki Brzescinski's Broken Molar (Inactive)
- Adam Sachs' The Vacationist (Inactive)
- Kat Dennings (Inactive)
- The Rake Magazine (Inactive)
Previous Excursions
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2008
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May
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- I'M WRITING A BOOK
- Man Reaches Everest Summit, Finds Out It's Been Do...
- I HAVE BEEN ALERTED THAT I AM 'UNFUNNY'
- Automobile Accidents in Africa Lead to Water Short...
- I HAVE BEEN CONNED INTO UPDATING MY BLOG
- SHANKING ON A MONDAY NIGHT
- Ferry Capsizes, Pirates Possibly Involved
- Simpson: "I totally did it. With an axe."
- SOME INFORMATION YOU DIDN'T NEED BUT COULD BENEFIT...
- POST-TRAUMA: MY NIGHT IN TRIAGE
- KARNALYTICS
- Horse Finishes Second Place, Subsequently Euthanized
- Times Finally Change: Universities Allow Co-Ed Dor...
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May
(13)
3 comments:
um, I think I might be less funny than you, if that's any consolation.
Then that makes me feel TONS BETTER.
AND YES: You are less funny. Only when you try too hard.
Someone recently told me that my satire blog was not always funny, but always fun...good enough.
We cannot always be funny for all...
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