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Thursday, 26 February 2009

Let's Take A Break From The Unordinary

I would like to skip off the path for a moment to point out that the industry I have for so long desired to be a part of just went COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE.

To clarify: Hollywood is even more fucked up than it once was.

Further clarification: Universal has greenlighted some of the worst ideas ever and the rest of the film industry decided to do the same.

The following films are set for production:

Monopoly (2010) - directed by Ridley Scott
Battleship
Ouija (2011)
Candy Land (2011)
Clue - directed by Gore Verbinski
Heavy Metal (2010) - directors including Gore Verbinski and David Fincher
Untitled American Idol film - starring Anthony Hopkins as Simon Cowell
Total Recall - remake from Neal H. Moritz
Flash Gordon - Neal H. Moritz producing, Shia LaBeouf rumoured as title character

On the bright side, there are also some good films slated for production AND release soon:

Robin Hood (2010) - starring Russell Crowe as Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham with Cate Blanchett as Maid Marian, directed by Ridley Scott
Bioshock (2010) - directed by Gore Verbinski
21 Jump Street - written by Jonah Hill, Neal H. Moritz producing
Luke Cage (2011) - starring Tyrese Gibson
Knowing - starring Nicholas Cage
Duplicity - starring Clive Owen, Julia Roberts and Paul Giamatti
The Haunting In Connecticut
Angels & Demons
Terminator Salvation
Night At The Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Up
The Year One
Whatever Works

Good outweighs bad. Good job on not sucking COMPLETE ass, 2009 (But you still suck enough).

[That is all]

5 comments:

satire and theology said...

'To clarify: Hollywood is even more fucked up than it once was.

Good outweighs bad. Good job on not sucking COMPLETE ass, 2009 (But you still suck enough).'

Well, hopefully you can write some excellent material than can become excellent film.

Jacob, I hope all is well.

Russ the PhD reviser...

Jacob Karnas said...

I HOPE TO do so, Russell. I hope to do so.

ALSO: I'm doing well. I hope the same for you, sir.

[That is all]

Hell's Quookie said...

ick, that's foul. First comics, and I held my tongue, but now board games? Someone shall die. Lol. But I'm looking forward to The Haunting In Connecticut, Knowing, and Angels & Demons.

I haven't been here in so long.

thekingpin68 said...

There are some PhD problem of evil graphs that may interest...

On the other blog...well that may relate to you as well.

Hope all is well with work and pleasure, Jacob.

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