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Friday, 29 August 2008

McCain Has Chosen A Running Mate... And She's Bookishly Attractive!

McCain's New Running Mate Hot Governor From Alaska

***BREAKING NEWS***

Presidential hopeful, Senator John McCain of Arizona, has chosen his running mate: Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska.

Is it possible? Our first hot vice president since... since... WHEN?

Palin, who has been featured in Vogue magazine, is currently serving her first term as governor.

When questioned about the reasons for his choice by a member of the Associated Press, Senator McCain stopped short, then flew into a fit of rage. After kicking the podium onto its side, he stormed off before commenting. Palin simply struck a pose.

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2 comments:

Dr. Russell Norman Murray2/9/08 6:02 pm
It is still going to be difficult to defeat the Obama landslide.:)
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Jeff9/9/08 8:17 pm
Many are saying that McCain made a brilliant move in choosing Palin.
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